Greatest Quotes from SCREAM I

[ScreamKing]

Lol look under my sig

[JohnStone1987]

Still funny to this day.

[Ghostface_Craven]

Stu: "Liver alone."

That line always cracks me up! There's a lot of great lines in this film though.

[Ghostface13]

"houston we have a problem"

[hellosidney]

"Tell me something... did you really put her liver in the mailbox? because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox, next to her spleen and her pancreas" - Randy

Actually pretty much everything Randy says is squee-able.

[MickeyAltieri5522]

Stu: Did you really call the Police?
Sid: You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!!

Sid: Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you going to tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.

Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!

I love those quotes too! Especially with Stu worrying about his parents being mad at him! Of all things to worry about!

[MickeyAltieri5522]

"Tell me something... did you really put her liver in the mailbox? because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox, next to her spleen and her pancreas" - Randy

Actually pretty much everything Randy says is squee-able.

"No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish, understand?" - Ghostface

Brilliant. I always say that bit when it comes on, I can't help it.

Same here. I completely agree. Everything Randy says is funny and yes. That one line is my favorite. Everytime I see the movie!

[JohnStone1987]

"houston we have a problem"

Who said that and when?

[Ghostface]

Stu says it in the ending of SCREAM

[JohnStone1987]

oh yeah when he notices the gun is missing.

Stu: "Lets face it Sid, Your mother was no sharon stone"

[psychopaul]

Billy: Hey it's called "Tact" you fuck rag.

That line always made me laugh

[ScreamKing]

Oh no, please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I want to be in the sequal.

[JohnStone1987]

Oh no, please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I want to be in the sequal.

LOL That reminds me of:

Can I be the helpless victim? (Ghostface nods his head yes) LOL

[GhostFayce]

" No you listen you little bitch, If you hang up again i will gut you like a fish understand "

Tension ^

[Maloney]

I always think its fucker egg for some reason

Lol same, sounds like it